Dear Andy Milonakis,

I remember a time, not long ago, where I called at least one (probably at least three) people who live at least one state away from me, to tell them how amazing I thought your show was. I realized shortly thereafter that although I did enjoy your show, people who make up songs make me feel awkward. Always have. Gives me the shivers.

Thank you for letting me relive the awkward through reruns.

love,
me