Dear Dentyne Tango Wildberry Chewing Gum,

I just want you to know that I only bought you because I had a buy one get one free coupon. I'm hardly I fan of fruit gum. You have confirmed by belief that I am not a fan of fruit gum.

Tango Wildberry, you taste the way I would expect my strawberry car air freshner would taste, should someone make it a gum. This is to say, you taste awful.

I was not pleased nor refreshed.

love,
me